Thursday, May 7, 2009

Chuck Norris’ advice to PSL

SuperSport’s 2-1 defeat to Golden Arrows, and Orlando Pirates 1-1 draw with Ajax on Wednesday means the league championship is open to both Pirates and SuperSport and will be decided on the last day of the season this coming Saturday. SuperSport takes on Santos in Cape Town, Pirates takes on Amazulu in Johannesburg.

The PSL have been handed a massive headache as they try to work out whether to send the Absa Premiership trophy down to Cape Town or keep it in Gauteng. Finding no solution to the problem, PSL turned to Chuck Norris for Answers:

Chuck Norris' advice to PSL: I am known for believing and doing the impossible, like regularly using Nandos' hot sauce as eye drops to heal my itching eye, killing two stones with one bird and so forth. But believing Pirates will win the league is just way beyond my thoughts. So my advice to PSL is: simply take the trophy to Cape Town.