PSL Player Agent: License A Exam

Question 1:
Which of the following best describes Lucas Thwala’s position?
A) Defender-cum-Striker B) Striker-cum-Defender C) Confused Defender D) All of the above

Question2:
Red sea was named after it was colored with blood in the days of Moses. Siphelele Mthembu is to be baptized in the same sea, what will the sea be named, after Mthembu comes out of its water?

Question 3:
Teko played with Sam Pam for 6 seasons before Sam Pam retired from football 10 years ago. How old is Teko?

Question 4:
Which of the following best describes Pirates Fans?
A) Taxi Drivers B) Gay Taxi Drivers C) Violent Taxi Drivers D) All of the above

Dog dies of stress

A dog named Bondas suffered nervous tension while starring at the PSL Log Standings. Neighbors suspect the dog remembered what happened to Bashin (a dog Bondas used to share bones with) when Pirates lost the league to SuperSport United in the previous season. One neighbor Khosi says the last time he saw the dog, it was staring at the PSL Log Standings, then stared at a shovel believed to have been used in Bashin’s death. The dog then collapsed when its owner Bakajuju stepped into the backyard shortly after Pirates-Santos game.

Ertugral and Motaung exchange words

As Mataung Jnr steps into the field for Ajax-Chiefs game, Ertugral pokes him “Hey Model, what are you doing here, aren’t you suppose to be doing a photo shoot for a magazine or something?” Jnr ignores him. 29 minutes into the game Jnr scores a superb goal and goes to celebrate in Ertugral’s coaching box and say to him “Hey camera-man, I am here for a shoot, is your camera working?” Ertugral smiles and respond “You must ask that Donkey Mabuti Khanyesa, he was behaving like you when we played Sundowns but in the end I was the last man laughing”“Oops, you are forgetting something, you are playing Chiefs not Sundowns you idiot” replied Jnr and indeed Rooi and Nkosinathi 'Big Nuz' Nhleko scored to give Chiefs a well deserved 3-0 victory. Ertugral left Newlands stadium in agony "These boyz are back now, nxx"