Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Survived Abroad: Just what PSL players go through abroad...

Many wonder what happens to their favourite PSL players once they move abroad. Grave Diggers Inc have launched a new series titled "Survived Abroad" Here is the 1st episode:

1. Jerry Sikhosana, when Pirates' number 1 legend joined the Chinese outfit Unnan Huangto, Pirates fans were happy for him. Little they knew their number 1 legend would be turned into a Snake Milker. Jerry was responsible for extracting venom from snakes, before Chinese club chef could cook it

2. Pa Gaxa, following a controversial move to Belgium, Pa was turned a Human Alarm Clock. Pa was made to take note of team players and officials' awakening time and then knock on their room door to wake them up

3. Shaun Bartlett, though he finally broke into the line up, Shaun was appointed as a Shiner in his arrival days in Charlton Athletic. A Bald-Head Shiner specializing in shining half-bald heads of the likes of Paolo di Canio before the game and during halftime breaks

4. Helman Mkhalele, Midnight Express turned Midnight Watchman. He patrolled the team's camp to ensure no player leaves the camp at night

5. Knowledge Musona, Kaizer Chiefs' beloved son is now a German team Mascott