Trouble in camps ahead of the big derby

The Saturday derby final between Kaizer Chiefs and Orlando Pirates is arguably Africa's biggest game of the year. Unfortunately it is suffering big blows towards its build up stage. There are problems surrounding both coaches’ key players in the camps.

Vuyo Mere and Gogo

Vuyo Mere on Shabba's robbery

Police stopped Vuyo Mere hours after robbery incident at Siphiwe Tshabala's house:

Police: "Young man! Siphiwe Tshabala's house, do you..." *Vuyo interupts before the policeman could finish*
Vuyo: "Look, my honourable officer. Yes I do envy Tshabalala's dreadlocks since mine can't grow that long. And yes I have not won a medal in ages, and I do envy his medals too but I did not do it. I was with Brian Baloyi the whole night, oops! *he stops as if he said something he was not suppose to say* Not that we are partners or anything like that. We were just going through Brian's scarf collection...eish! you know he likes scarves, right? some males like scarves too...we were just..."

Police: Relax Vuyo, I was just asking you if you know the way to Shabba’s house. We were only looking for directions...

How Krol defeated Sundowns...

Why the birds aren't scared...

Trapattoni to rescue Benni McCarthy?

A man in Batman suit was seen getting off a moving red Ford Cortina car in Upton Park's Boleyn Ground (West Ham United training ground). Before the car could come to a complete stop, the man already took out 2 pairs of All Star tekkies, a 2 liter bottle of water and 2 Chappies bubble gums. All these descriptions match exactly with the characteristics of Trott "Trapattoni" Moloto. If indeed the man is our very own Chloorkop Hero, do you think he can save Benni’s career by making him lose his team’s desired weight in 1 week? Benni had already been fined R880 000 for failure to lose desired weight in time

Once upon a time there was a gorilla...

Once upon a time there was a gorilla in a man suit which terrorized the village of Chief Madondo. The village had a special Banana field reserved for hunger season. Every morning after the calabash night where villagers drink themselves to their sleep from the home brewed beer, the Chief would find a number of unripe bananas half eaten with their peels. “No human can bite green bananas with their peels, whoever did this must have large canine teeth, could it be a beast? Why is this only happening after the calabash night? Could the beast be among us?” the chief interrogated himself until he came up with a plan to catch the culprit…

Chief Madondo called a meeting and everyone got seated under the big tree. The Chief put up a big poster for all to read and observed everyone’s reaction. All villagers laughed after reading the poster but the animal in a man suit not only burst into laughter, he rolled on the ground, hit its chest, and laughed till it dropped its fake teeth to expose its large canines….Guess what was written on the poster:

“Pirates will win the league this season”