Happy days are back for Baka Juju?

Following a recent unbeaten run by his team, Baka-juju comes out of his shell of bitterness. He puts on his Chibuku printed shirt, off to collect his girlfriend. He enters the house singing his favorite song “Pirates dumela! dumela…dumela! Ivan Khoza dumela!”. He must be in a good mood today, the girlfriend says to herself while she covers the blue eye she got after a 3-0 defeat.

Baka-Juju throws in another surprise to his girlfriend: “Mabebeza, I am here to pick you up. I am taking you out for lunch” Wow! that’s a first. What happened to my normally aggressive man? She asks herself. The two hit the road heading to the mall. Hungry Lion is the stop. But Baka-Juju? Hungry Lion? Let me not spoil his happy mood and keep quiet, the lady calms herself down.

Baka-Juju calls the waitress: “Ntombazana, can I have 1 happy meal and 2 cokes please?”
The waitress: “We don’t have happy meals in here…”
Baka-Juju: What kind of a restaurant is this that does not have happy meals? Is this a Chiefs restaurant or what? Give me 2 cups of coffee then”
The waitress: “We don’t have coffee…”
Baka-Juju: ”Please don’t tell me you don’t have electricity, eish! These izinyoka’s from Chiefs. They also stole your cables as well?”

Guess who is singing Catch me if you can now?

A few weeks ago Sundowns fans were singing: Catch me if you can. Guess who remixed it for them? No, you are wrong. It's their own coach: Antonio Habas featuring SAPS and Tropattoni The Chloorkop Super Zero

Sundowns on MTN Show

Mabebeza pick a box

Gogo on Vuyo joining the Dube Birds

This is how Gogo reacted when she got the news that her grandson Vuyo Mere has left Sundowns for Swallows. You will recall that Vuyo played a role in Sundowns' axing from Telkom Knockout by Maritzburg hence he was loaned to Swallows.

Trouble in camps ahead of the big derby

The Saturday derby final between Kaizer Chiefs and Orlando Pirates is arguably Africa's biggest game of the year. Unfortunately it is suffering big blows towards its build up stage. There are problems surrounding both coaches’ key players in the camps.

Vuyo Mere and Gogo

Vuyo Mere on Shabba's robbery

Police stopped Vuyo Mere hours after robbery incident at Siphiwe Tshabala's house:

Police: "Young man! Siphiwe Tshabala's house, do you..." *Vuyo interupts before the policeman could finish*
Vuyo: "Look, my honourable officer. Yes I do envy Tshabalala's dreadlocks since mine can't grow that long. And yes I have not won a medal in ages, and I do envy his medals too but I did not do it. I was with Brian Baloyi the whole night, oops! *he stops as if he said something he was not suppose to say* Not that we are partners or anything like that. We were just going through Brian's scarf collection...eish! you know he likes scarves, right? some males like scarves too...we were just..."

Police: Relax Vuyo, I was just asking you if you know the way to Shabba’s house. We were only looking for directions...