Monday, May 10, 2010

Dawana in hot waters, again

Wearing his favorite yellow shirt he storms out of his dwelling blowing his vuvuzela loud. The printing on his shirt ‘Nike - Just did it’ instead of ‘Nike - Just do it’ is a clear indication that he bought it somewhere in Marabastad. Otherwise Dawana is a happy man since his team had just knocked Pirates out of the Nedbank Cup. He makes his first stop at MaMahlangu Chillers at the corner house where he finds Bakajuju drowning his sorrows.

Dawana: “Not even a penalty could help you beat us, I bet if we played extra 90 minutes you would still fail to score another goal”
Bakajuju: “I bet if I hit you with this dumpie in your mouth, you will never say another word”
Dawana is stunned and does not know what to do. He orders a dumpie of black label, looks at Bakajuju every now and then…He wants to say something but Bakajuju’s words still play in his head. He can’t help it but keeps his distance and yells: “Only if I was allowed to say another word I would say ‘nidliwe’ “ That’s when the chase began…

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