Monday, August 15, 2011

Angry uncle writes to Mayfair Special School

Dear teacher or miss what what

That is why you like it for the Pirates and you are tired for the class. You see, my sincerely is not for the stupid. You must show me why the exam is failed for him. You see, Andile Jali is not for the fool's what-what. His English marks were robbed because is for me who is to give extra classes for every day after your school. Is it because he is not Zulu S or Sotho what-what, maybe Xhosa? Please ensure is fixing the problem and you for it must stop treating my sincerely to be like idiot, jealous down.

It is with great pleasure for the writing this.

Truly yours
Goodenough Sithole

Friday, August 5, 2011

The search is now extended to the public

On 18:30 Saturday (30-07-2011), SAPS dog-unit joined a team of searchers comprising of FNB stadium management, Black Label tournament organizers, and City of Johannesburg's Pickitup unit in search of the penalty ball that was kicked by Itumeleng Khune. After searching the streets of Naturena, Soweto, Boysen, Goldreef City, Riverlea and surrounding areas for 6 days, The ball is still nowhere to be found. However the search still continues, the last update is that the ball might have landed somewhere in Hillbrow, the search team are exploring those areas. Members of the public are requested to join the search. Any leads or info that might help in finding the ball can be reported to City of Joburg on 011 375 5555.