PSL's got talent

Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to vote for your talented PSL individual who you deem has got a very rare talent. And the nominees are?

1. Dominic Mateba: Showcased his rare to find dancing moves on national television while celebrating an offside goal in the Nedbank Cup, a combination of Manyesa + Madiba dance which later became known as Hlokoloza

2. Shabba and Bafana Crew: Still in the dancing category is Siphiwe Tshabalala and his Bafana crew for proving to the world that not being able to read does not necessarily mean one is useless. One can do other things like dancing, plus dacing has got no rules to comply with. You just move that body...

3. Ntate Goodenough Sithole: The only man who can speak a language far better than its own inventors

4. Yeye: The only person that needs to do nothing to prove to no one that he's got talent. You just take a glimse at him and conclude the man has got talent

5. Belly McFatty: NB: The following comment might not be suitable for sensitive readers and was approved by Professor Roger de Sa of Wits University. While people are dying to get paid in Pounds, he is dying to get paid in Kilos. Meet Belly, the only man on earth who gets paid in Kilos...

6. Bra J: The real Mr Jack of all trades. He is not only the coach, he is also the team's owner, CEO, Chairman, Spokes Person (though he prefers the title 'Madam Speaker'), fitness trainer, team doctor, bus driver, pilot, goalkeeper coach, etc...

7. Go-man-go Maponyane: For crying at each and every funeral of Kaizer Chiefs Funeral Cover Plan members. They say this man cries like he knew the deceased, like he knew them better than anyone at the funeral. SMS 7 to vote for this Crying Man...