While watching his team battling for MTN 8 semifinal spot with Ajax Cape town on DS TV SS4, sitting on his Goma-Goma lounge suite he bought from Lewis Furnitures, wearing a black & white shirt and a helmet embedded with a car registration plate written ‘Happy People 4ever’, Baka-Juju tells his friend about how Pirates got recharged energy from Charity Cup victory. His big satellite dish is hanging on a standalone pole 2 miters away from his shack.
Ajax scored an opener but Baka-Juju took it with a smile and said to his friend “Ladies First…” His friend asked if he was not angered by his team’s defense, Baka-Juju said to his friend it is not the culture of the “Happy People” to get angry or blame one another. Instead they focus on a come back and indeed Katlego equalized for them.
After the equalizer, Baka-Juju went on about how he wish to meet Chiefs in the final of the MTN 8, but a 77th minute goal from Ajax’s Dipsy changed everything for Baka-Juju. Firstly he threw his friend out: “You don’t deserve to sit on my expensive couch you piece of %$*%”, then destroyed the satellite dish with an axe while swearing “I am paying heavy monthly installment to see crap…you piece of &#*&%”. His neighbor came out to investigate the noise, only to be pursued by crazy Juju with an axe.
When police arrived at the scene they still could not understand what was going on as Baka-Juju was still running after his neighbor with an axe while the back of his shirt was printed in big letters the words “Happy People Forever”
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