Once upon a time there was a gorilla...

Once upon a time there was a gorilla in a man suit which terrorized the village of Chief Madondo. The village had a special Banana field reserved for hunger season. Every morning after the calabash night where villagers drink themselves to their sleep from the home brewed beer, the Chief would find a number of unripe bananas half eaten with their peels. “No human can bite green bananas with their peels, whoever did this must have large canine teeth, could it be a beast? Why is this only happening after the calabash night? Could the beast be among us?” the chief interrogated himself until he came up with a plan to catch the culprit…

Chief Madondo called a meeting and everyone got seated under the big tree. The Chief put up a big poster for all to read and observed everyone’s reaction. All villagers laughed after reading the poster but the animal in a man suit not only burst into laughter, he rolled on the ground, hit its chest, and laughed till it dropped its fake teeth to expose its large canines….Guess what was written on the poster:

“Pirates will win the league this season”