The Choorkop Tuck-Shop owner couldn’t sleep last night. His mind was occupied by the date May 22. He knows there’s something special about this date but could not figure out what it is. Seconds after giving it a thorough thought, he storms out of bed wearing his glossy yellow shirt printed ‘Ellerines’. He turns his room upside-down looking for his credit-book. He finds it with the following listings:
(1) Cheeseboy: Items (13 loafs, 8 sachets of Sweet Aid, 3 cups of Artcha), Means of payment: Nedbank Cup Bonuses, Due Date: May 22.
(2) Vuyo Mere: Items (11 loafs, 4 avocados), Means of payment: Nedbank Cup Bonuses, Due Date: May 22.
(3) Spider Baloyi: Items (BB smoking mixture X 15 ,11 marble-chappies bubble gums), Means of payment: Nedbank Cup Bonuses, Due Date: May 22.NB: Slow payer
(4)....
“e-e-e-e, those boys are out of the cup. How will they pay me?”. Mind you it’s 2:00 am, he sprints to Cheeseboy’s room like a hungry cheetah going for a kill. He knocks hard on Cheeseboy’s door and windows: “hey! Cheese, Chesee…” . Cheeseboy couldn’t hold-up anymore and eventually disguises his voice and answers (in lady’s voice): “Uncle Mambush! Who do you want?” Mambush: “Hey wena! I want Cheeseboy, where is he” Cheeseboy: “He left for training” Mambush: “Ok, when he returns, tell him if he still wants to live he must have my all money by 6 am”. Cheeseboy: “How much?” Mambush: “R450”. Cheeseboy loses it and responds in his own voice “Hau, hau! R450. No way bra-Mambush. I owe you R200”. That’s when Mambush broke the door.
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