Who is Zakumi?

The person behind Zakumi will be revealed after the tournament. But our scorpions have gone undercover to reveal the person before the end of the tournament. We have learned that the person inside the mascot is actually a well known person (a public figure). Below is a list of suspects:

(1) Jacob Zuma other than his height matching that of the mascot, the President was never seen in a single event with Zakumi. Every time he is out of the country Zakumi appears in public events doing such dances...you know what I am talking about
(2) Pitso Mosimane, initially given the task of assistant coach by previous SAFA administrators but new administrators roped in more Brazilians as assistant coaches, kit managers, goalkeeper coaches, team bus drivers and water boys, leaving the only position of the team’s mascot to South Africans
(3) Joel Santana, the big-nosed man mentioned from the first day of his appointment as head coach that he is going nowhere. He will be with Bafana alongside the pitch, on the bench. Zakumi has a seat alongside the pitch.
(4) Jabu Pule (Mahlangu), he was reported playing in Sweden but no one has ever seen his Swedish games. At times Zakumi appears to be drunk. The other day Paraguay scored against Bafana and Zakumi raised from the bench and joined Paraguay in celebration by initiating a Mexican wave
(5) Nelson Madela, has anyone seen how slow the mascot can be sometimes? Has anyone seen Madiba ever since the beginning of the Confed Cup?