Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Top 3 worst jobs

3. Plumber, being a plumber is not necessarily the worst job, the worst job comes when dealing with sanitation related matters particularly sewage disposals

2. Manure Inspector, manure is an important natural fertilizer, but first it has to be checked for contaminants like E.coli and salmonella. That’s where manure inspectors come in. Not only do they get to search for bacteria that causes bloody diarrhea if ingested, they also get to wade through animal/human waste.

1. Cleaner, being a cleaner is not necessarily a bad job, the bad job comes when you are appointed to clean Pirates' only valuable trophy (MTN) night and day with the promise you will only get a salary increase once another trophy comes in and you know that will only come after another 10 years...

Still being evaluated against the top 3:

4. Being a Sundowns coach: Constantly under pressure from supporters and broke legends of the team who don’t know what they want. The technical team is busy backstabbing you, you go to complain to the club President only to find out he is not in office, he left to attend Chiefs game

5. Security Guard, being a security guard is not necessarily a worst job, the worst comes when you have to wear heavy boots, carry a torch and a stick through out a freezing winter night, patrolling the trophy room at Blomefontein Celtic offices, knowing very well it contains one ancient valueless trophy which is no longer contested in modern football and there is no modern trophy coming soon

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