Teacher sends Mhlongo to go fetch a ruler for his geometry class, 20 minutes later Mhlongo returns with Colonel Khoza.
Mhlongo: “This is the best ruler I have ever known. People say he is a dictator but he gave us R17 million”
Teacher: “Oh my goodness, what does he has to do with geometry?”
Colonel: “Wa re metsi a dirang wena? Ke mang a jang metsi?”
Teacher: ”Not ‘jang-mentsi’, ge..o…me…try, geometry eish! I give up”
Colonel: "Look here wena, why you eat these boys jealous, why oba jela mona? Ke eng, is it the R17 million I gave them?"
Teacher: "No sir, I am not jealous and I don't envy their R17 million, it is just that I am concerned about their education, I want them to grow..."
Colonel: "Who said they want to grow? Otorogu, do you want to grow?"
Otorogu: “No sir, I want to remain a youngster”
Teacher: ”Sir, by growth I meant mentally not physically, I mean let’s call Mxhosa and show you what I mean”
[teacher calls on Jali]
Teacher: ”Mxhosa, what are you going to be when you retire from football?”
Jali: “A Legend”
Teacher: ”And what is a job of a legend?”
Jali: ”haaah mam, you know mos, legends go to Robert Marawa’s show every Friday”
Teacher: “Sir, you see what I mean? Mbuyani what are you going to be when you retire?”
Mbuyane: “Physician”
Colonel: ”Aha! You see, not all of them are bad”
Teacher: “Wow! Mbuyane congratulations on such a big word, now tell us do you know what Physicians do?”
Mbuyane: “Ha mam, they are physical body builders, they build strong men like Otorogu”
Otorogu: "Hey! hey! hey! Who is a stong man? I am a young boy... come here you piece of &*()"
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